Well it must be tempting!
All day you have to do a crappy job. People open their horrible mouths, full or gross abscesses, rotting teeth, gum disease and you have to yank their busted or festering teeth out and patch them up. Blood... Stitches... Screaming... All bloody day! This sucks shit. I hate this job.

Some whining kid comes in and gets hysterical. Shut up you little turd! Some fat guy with a mouth like a camel's with pungent halitosis. Oh jeezus. I can't stand this piece of shit job. Why didn't I become a porno director or something? This sucks donkey balls!

Then every now and then, maybe once a week you get a little break. Something to lighten your burden. Something to help you cope with this foul and depressing occupation. A saucy little number wanders in. She slinks over to your chair. Nice arse! The beauty lies there and opens her mouth and says "Ahhh," and does exactly what you tell her.

"Move your head a little please." She does.



"Bite this and hold..." She does.



"You're going to feel a little pinch..." She endures the pain and winces, but otherwise obeys. Putty!



"Tilt back a little please." She follows every word. You are in control. Phwoar... She's gorgeous!

Then your mind wanders. That wide open, sensuous, waiting mouth... You start perving. If only you could just stuff your nob in there! Facefuck it!! Or just jerk off in there! Blow a sticky load into there! How cool would that be? But no chance, that's impossible... Wanking on the job is out, especially with your assistant standing right next to you. Reality check time. But wait... If you asked your assistant to nip out and get something... and you had a syringe full of jizz and you could squirt it in there, and tell the unsuspecting vixen to swallow it! Wouldn't that be great? How cool would that be! Aren't I a genius!

Well guys for most of us, common sense would prevail at this point no doubt, and we'd probably decide that for many reasons, it actually wouldn't be such a great idea. Most of us. Apart from this guy below! Haha. Going to the dentist is bad enough without having to worry about your dentist pulling these sorts of stunts!

Semen Simon

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(AP)

The dental board suspended Hall's license Nov. 5, after police began investigating allegations by two former employees. In February, it conditionally restored his license, barring him from being alone with female patients.

Hall's lawyers say the dentist has been falsely accused by disgruntled former employees. He was collecting his semen because he was taking Propecia, a drug to promote hair growth, and was concerned about potential side effects that include low sperm count and diminished semen, his lawyer, Emerson Thompson, said.

The dental board heard testimony Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The hearing is to continue next weekend.

The five-member panel will decide whether Hall can keep his license. The case is still being investigated by authorities in Charlotte, Cornelius and Mecklenburg County.

Hall's former assistant Cheryl Lynn MacLeod testified Saturday that she found it odd that Hall began asking her to leave a patient's side to retrieve items that he never used.

She also became suspicious when she overheard him tell patients to "swallow" something, and when she saw him take a syringe out of his lab coat pocket while working beside a patient.

In May 2003, she and former office administrator Susie Hillman took the five syringes from office waste containers and Hall's lab coat pockets and gave them to police.

Hall's lawyer, Thompson, suggested the substance Hall asked patients to swallow could have been a dental product.

But in a sworn deposition read aloud Saturday, Hall's former dental assistant Rhonda Hamilton described several dental products used in Hall's office and none matched the patients' descriptions of what was put in their mouths.

When Cornelius police searched Hall's office Nov. 5, they confiscated five more syringes with Hall's semen from his desk, according to the board and hearing testimony.

Five of the six patients testified Friday. The first, a 40-year-old woman, said she objected when Hall began to put a substance from a syringe into her mouth during a procedure on Sept. 4, telling him: "That smells like sperm."

She said Hall drew back and said, "You're crazy." She said she couldn't taste the substance because her mouth was numb.

Another witness, a 33-year-old woman, said Hall asked his assistant to retrieve something from another room during her appointment in May 2003. While the assistant was gone, she said Hall told her to lie back, open her mouth and swallow.

"When I swallowed I tasted it, and it was semen. ... He told me it was cleaning solution." She said she drove directly to her husband's office nearby and told him what happened, but he and a colleague dismissed the idea. She said she tried to convince herself she was wrong, and contacted police only after hearing about the investigation on the news.

Source: http://articles.sfgate.com/2004-07-28/news/17432948_1_dental-board-syringe-swallow