the rugby world cup quarter finals are behind us and we're left with just the four semi-finalists - Australia, France and sheep shagging nations of New Zealand and Wales. Unfortunately Japan crashed out in the first round of the New Zealand tournament, propping up the bottom of their group with an embarrassing 2 points after three spankings. No doubt the Japanese side will be back, and can console themselves with a circle jerk around a groupie.

Many of you  I'm sure know the rules of the great ball-wrestling and ball-breaking game. But for those of you needing a little explanation, this agreeable video of oil-glistening babes explains the basics. Bukkake update tomorrow!

Semen Simon