Fri, Jun 30, 2023

Well I finished my detox session a few days ago now. I had to follow up the 7 days of fasting and the torture of twice daily enemas with 2 days of ‘breaking the fast’ which meant carefully and slowly reintroducing food. The first day, you can only eat raw fruits and vegetables, so I was on the fruit platters and salads. I can’t tell you how good it feels to finally chew something when you have been only drinking water,coconut milk, transparent vegetable broths and detox drinks for a week.Even a lettuce leaf is an explosion of flavours and crunchiness -bliss!! Best bit though, I had my final enema! Party time! Finally my long suffering arse can take a rest!

The second day you can have cooked vegetables, so I was on stir fries which I devoured hungrily. The resort has a famous health restaurant that does superb organic health food so I tried a so-called vegetarian lasagne made entirely out of raw vegetables. You aren’t supposed to have protein for the first 2 days, and after that you can only reintroduce it slowly, maybe a little fish here, a bit of cheese there. If you go straight into protein and low fibre foods you are in big trouble!(Apparently one guy went straight to McDonalds off his fast and could not take a shit for 2 weeks!!! Ugh.) So, the raw veg lasagne? It had no pasta as that contains wheat, no cheese as that contains protein, and of course no meat. How can a load of raw vegetables constitute a lasagne? It sounds like it will be utterly boring and a sneaky name for a salad, but it was splendid! It might be partially that your taste buds are much more sensitive after not eating for so long, making everything taste great, but also it was a very creative and zingy dish indeed. I have been very surprised about how good healthy food can taste if prepared properly. It doesn’t have to be endless fruit and boring green salads at all!

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So what results from all this? Well I lost 5 pounds in weight from allover the place, but seemingly mostly off my face which is good news. I’m not so flabby under the jaw now. My stomach has partially deflated.Some of that is because I lost some weight, some is because a layer of scummy waste and debris has been cleaned off the insides of my intestines. Some of the weight you lose is literally shit. Strange fatty lumps, nobbly bits and other wobbly scary things. No one wants to carry that weight around!

Big bonus? My cum tastes great! No, I haven’t tried it myself of course, I got a couple of blow jobs and blew some loads into a mouth here and there and have been told, by pleasantly surprised girls that my sperm is sweet and fruity! It might be that I have been eating loads of fruit which makes your cum taste sweeter. Unnatural additives are toxins and gently poisonous chemicals accumulate in your ballbag and maybe turn your testicles into toxic chemical factories. Toxic testicles? Then some girl gets a mouthful of toxic cum and tries to swallow it as quickly as possible.Not if you lay off the wrong foods! This has certainly been a benefit as great tasting cum is a handy attribute. I’ll be eating much more healthily from now on, plenty of fruit and vegetables and producing top quality detox sperm.

Other benefits? Well better sleep I think, but that might be because I was on holiday. They do say that you rest better when detoxed though so maybe there is a link. My mood is better. Again, holiday related? I don’t know, but I do feel good. Generally I have to say, that for whatever reasons, I feel a lot better than I did and my health is certainly improved. I’d do it again I think, but not for a while. 15 enemas was a killer, and I really, really can’t face one for quite a while. My arse can’t take it any more! Another thing is that the first 14 enemas had coffee in them, so when I smell coffee it just reminds me of pumping a bucket of water up my arse. When someone has a cup of coffee my arsehole trembles!

I’ll be avoiding Starbucks for a while.

Semen Simon

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