Hello everyone,
I’m not into all this celebrity bullshit! Bukkake, facials, cum swallowing and the world of sexual intrigue is my thing! However this latest attention seeking stunt did actually mildly distract me.
It seems the ratings-hungry Kardashian sisters know their shallow ravings aren’t captivating the world, and have decided that what we really want to know is what their pussies smell like. So the air heads stuff their vagina aromas up each others nostrils for intellectual discussion.
They didn’t name the whiff of the species of marine animal each girl exudes, but I’m thinking the beached carcass of a sperm whale might run close.
Semen Simon
Kardashian Sisters Hit A New Low With ‘Privates Smelling Contest’
By Radar Staff
On Sunday’s Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kim Kardashian and Kourtney
take things to a whole new reality TV low after they clash over a
question we’re sure has been on the forefront of everyone’s minds …
WARNING: Content of post is explicit — and will likely make you feel at least slightly uncomfortable — proceed at your own risk!
Who has the better-smelling private parts?
Yep. Really.
Thankfully, little sister Khloe is on hand to officiate over this vital matter and we soon learn the answer.
It all starts after Khloe drops a tidbit that pineapples help a
woman’s private parts take on a “sweeter” odor, which leads her sisters
into a spirited debate about whose “bits” have the better smell:
Kourtney, the mother-of-two, or Kim, who was with high-profile studs like Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries, Miles Austin, and of course, Ray-J, before getting pregnant with Kayne West’s baby.
Testing the theory, the sisters drink pineapple juice to prepare for the compelling conclusion to the sibling sniff-out of the century.
Still with us?
“If I’m going to win this I need to get as much pineapple juice as I can … it makes the vag smell good,” Kourtney declares.
“Kourtney seems very competitive about her vagina,” Kim notes. “I
don’t know why Kourtney is challenging me — but she will lose!”
As for the judging honors, the task went to the (lucky) person who was deemed to be the most impartial: Khloe — of course!
Thankfully, to avoid yet another Kardashian sex tape-type leak, Kim and Kourtney used cloth napkins smeared with the musk of each other for Khloe to judge.
“Do I want to be the judge of the pineapple pussy?” Khloe
rhetorically asks. “Not really, but we’re sisters … if I can’t smell
their pussies, what else am I supposed to do?”
When it comes time to judge, Khloe decides that Kourtney’s scent “was
like a tropical island,” and likens Kim’s to “a flower pussy.”
STILL with us?!!!
If so, you obviously are dying to know – and the winner is …
“Honestly, I will say that Kim’s pussy smells the best – she’s the kitty winner,” Khloe rules.
Kourtney doesn’t seem too fazed by the loss though, “If Kim needs to
think she’s won, then fine, I’ll let her think that – but we all know
whose vagina is the sweetest of them all,” she vows.
The world can sleep easier at night now…..
Source: http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/03/kim-kourtney-khloe-kardashian-smell-contest-video/