Hi once again Urabukkake followers,
here’s the rather belated follow up to the earlier article I blogged regarding the Asia Adult Expo. There were dildos and sex aids galore but the star of the show for me was a man with an unusual talent. Certainly a talent I have never come across in all my years of crossing this planet. His name? “Pricasso”.
Pricasso is a world famous painter, not so much for the style or artistic merit of his work, but for how he creates them. You see, this artist uses no paintbrush – he uses his own prick to paint pictures! Yes that’s right, he uses his cock and balls to create art.
He happily strides around wearing only his trademark top hat and boots, shaved tackle swinging around for all to see. I was fortunate enough to have my portrait done by the great man at the expo. I watched in fascination as this genital genius coated his tool in Vaseline then got to work. Engrossed in his subject and oblivious to the absurdity of the situation, Pricasso dipped his cock in a paint pot and diligently mixed various paints on a palette to get the correct colour tone.
He worked pretty fast with his helmet, painting the outline of the features and filling in the white canvas. In the below picture he had reached this stage in only a few minutes. After the flesh tones he would use his nob to darken the hair, dot eyes or add and spectacles, moles, warts or zits the sitter might have.
All that pulling and tugging on his nob didn’t seem to arouse nor bother him, and neither did the huge gawping crowd photographing and filming his groin at work. To be honest I was wondering if he might expose himself to cock cancer with all the chemicals that exist in the paint, but I guess the Vaseline adds a protective layer to his manhood.
Once the faces had been done Pricasso would fill out the corners of the picture. Now this would usually be a laborious and time consuming episode, especially if you had to do it with your tiring penis. So Pricasso instead paints his arse and stamps the corners, and smears his arse all over it, filling in any remaining white space with his trusty bell-end.
He’d finish off signing his masterpiece with a paintbrush (the only time he ever used his hand instead of his sex organs) and ‘officially stamping’ it with his helmet. The resulting painting was superb and the whole process took around just 20 minutes! And the price paid for each work I thought was very reasonable. I was extremely happy with my portrait, giving it to my Mum as a Christmas gift! It also caused me to reflect. I felt humbled in Pricasso’s presence. I have my own sexual skills, being able to deliver a handsome and sticky cumshot on camera, but I definitely can’t paint the Mona Lisa with my dong.
Pricasso travels the world with his amazing penis, check the below link for more and to see if he is visiting your city any time soon.
Semen Simon
