Shiny happy people!
Guys, show the article below to your girl next time your sperm ends up in her hair! Girls, show it to your guy next time he pulls his trousers off!
Following up hot on the heels of Cameron Diaz’s hair cum scene is a repost of an article from just over 3 years ago. Women who pay for globs of gooey semen to be massaged into their hair!
Semen Simon
Bull Bukkake – A Top Range Hair Treatment
When giving a facial, some jizz inevitably ends up in a girl’s hair. With all that jerking and quivering it’s often hard to aim and although the face may be the bulls eye so to speak, there are often stray spunk shots and misfires which hit shoulder, thigh, floor or fringe. You know how it goes! Even from point blank range it’s possible to be as accurate as a watering can rather than a laser guided missile.
Now, different girls react in different ways to off target cum. Some are fine with it, some get into it, some don’t care, and some get really mad. There are girls out there who don’t mind you making an utter mess of their faces, but don’t you dare mess up their hair! (“Do you know how long it took me to fix my hair you jerk!“)
However there are an increasing number of women who are now actually paying to have cum in their hair believe it or not, and tonnes of it too. Top end hairdressers Hari’s in Chelsea, London offer to rub a tub of bull semen into girl’s hair for 85 pounds (roughly 130USD).
They claim bull jizz gives thicker, bouncier hair and the ultimate glossy sheen. It doesn’t come cheap but as far as fancy hair treatments go its pretty affordable, and offers a sneaky bit of penis propaganda for those of us looking for a way to get girls to be more comfortable with huge lashings of sperm all over them.
Bull semen hair treatment – bovine bukkake?!
Its good apparently for split ends and hair repair and leaves hair softer and lighter. The active ingredient, they trumpet, is the protein. Protein is often marketed as the cure all for hair, and women are all too happy to buy into this. Women will try any old shit to be beautiful – mud baths, cucumbers on their faces, botox, crystals, seaweed wraps, even snake venom, all manner of weird and freaky crap that we mere mortal men do not understand. What harm will bull cum do?
Various female lifestyle gurus have tried and tested it and have raved about the results. This is good news for us too gents. To be honest I reckon they might be better off drinking it rather than rubbing it into their scalps as your hair is basically formed from the proteins you eat, though I concede that this might be a tough sell. However even the more prissy clients at Hari’s are apparently queuing up for it. Well done Hari’s!
Aberdeen angus bulls are apparently the source of all this cum. Its highly prized sperm apparently, should your girl want to know. If they haven’t heard of bull bukkake treatments you might want to drop in a conversation. Some of them need a little convincing in the cum department but if anything works, telling them they will have nice shiny hair sure sounds like a winner!
Semen Simon