Author: Simon Semen
Anal from anus?! This makes me chuckle. I regret to say that amongst the many great people I meet, I do spend some time dealing with a few weirdos via our Urabukkake Twitter account. It’s amazing the idiocy or grossness of some ‘chat up lines’ and how some people out there who seem to think mentally disturbed flashers are iresistable to women! Out of the blue I’ve had literally hundreds of dick pics from online flashers and requests out of nowhere that I should “have anal” with them! ? It’s like… waaa?! Where did I ever give you that impression?…
Milk moustache! Or rather, Kotomi has substantial a man-milk moustache! But wait! It’s not just a cum moustache, it’s going to be a cum beard! And worse! It’s covering her entire face! It’s bukkake time! Log on the the Urabukkake members areas to see this really slippery facial, a truly messy pasting for a delightful little cum bunny! Semen Simon
Semen Simon Art credit: Sexy Losers
Hello Urabukkake chasers, that pouting beauty is Kotomi and she is panting in breathless pleasure and the rampant penises rain down and smack her in the face! Kotomi is a cock worshipper and is about to get something else in here face – sperm! Semen Simon
Spare a thought! Semen Simon
The tour page is fixed! We had a issue with files not being connected to the server which meant the the tour page and sign up page looked a bit weird and squiffy for maybe 48 hours. We’ve now fixed the problem. The Urabukkake members areas were not affected, and neither were any other pages, so apart from the tour and sign up pages looking a bit screwed up, everything was working. Semen simon
We’ve made it back to 15K! That’s almost where we were before our original account was suspended! Thanks for all the follows guys. Remember we tweet sticky bukkake snaps and vids from Urabukkake.com as well as retweeting selected gooey bukkake pics and snaps from elsewhere! Semen Simon
Japanese groping is a national past time! Things are hotting up for cum loving Kotomi! The Urabukkake volunteers are helping themselves to her soft little body before unleashing their testicular contents all over her young face! watch her disappear under an avalanche of sperm in the Urabukkake members areas or join here! Semen Simon
Hello sperm lovers, I have to say I am not in the least bit surprised by this story. It seems that if you are stoned, so is your sperm. Not one of them would be in a hurry to race to the egg. If you put on the Bob Marley music they are just as likely as you as to put their feet up. And just get together and feel alright… Semen Simon Smoking Marijuana May Be Making Your Sperm Lazy By Metro News Reporter Sperm is affected by heavy weed smoking (Picture: Getty) Regular marijuana smokers…
Hello Bukkake bandits! The Urabukkake members area is full of the sweetest and naughtiest Japanese cumsluts all ready for cock and cum! Lovely little ladies like Kotomi await your sperm donation inside! Don’t miss her getting glazed in jism! Semen Simon