Sorry to interrupt your masturbation dear viewers,
we have a quick news flash. We’re heading over to our very intelligent and knowledgeable correspondent (who of course wasn’t hired for her looks to push up viewing figures). Let’s get the latest on this dramatic breaking story.
Apologies viewers, it appears she is having some technical difficulties with her equipment, we shall return to her later!
Semen Simon
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