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Holy shit. I love of sushi, but I’m not a fan of living fish, and especially not fish that have…
Greetings, My lust for my curvy neighbour continues, her massive pendulous tits taunt me daily, and she keeps bending over…
Pedal powered penis protein! Yes your eyes do not deceive you, that is indeed a mega sperm cell zipping around…
Hi bukkake followers, now this is a story that would only happen in jizz-splattered Japan. Who publicly asks the world…
Holy inflation Batman! My inflatable friend is as surprised as I am. I’ve been totting up the figures and the…
Have a wonderful New Year everybody! 2012 was a great year and we jizzed on some awesome girls. We have…
Hello everyone, you know what? There is an oil tanker of sperm out there with spooge being donated and sitting…
Merry Christmas everybody! We hope you have a spanking, spunking Christmas with tonnes of tonsil tinsel! If you aren’t a…
Hello everyone, and good bye, the planet is about to explode and we only have a few hours left. We’re…
Sacre bleu! Or is it ‘sacre blanc’? French sperm counts are apparently falling quicker than Napoleon’s soiled trousers at the…