Thursday, November 21

Hi guys,
I’ve just finished a thorough and grueling detox. Holy shit was it hard! First a few days of ‘pre-cleansing’ which meant cutting out junk food or snacks of any description, as well as alcohol, meat or any protein.

Then the tough bit, a week long fast plus twice daily enemas. Yes you read that right. Flushing my arse out morning and night with a 20 litre bucket of highly dilute coffee.

Then after starving for a week and blowing my guts out, finally a few days of slowly cranking up the stomach again, eating only raw veg and then going to cooked veg and eating ultra healthy. Organic only and the leafiest and greenest of diets. Only now, several days later am I finally slowly reintroducing starch and protein to my long suffering guts.

Why this intestinal and rectum-bashing madness? Of course I did it for my overall health, but of special interest to me is the impact it will have on my sperm.

And I have put it to the taste test, with a little help from a kind female semen scientist with sensitive taste buds. After what I have put my stomach through, never mind my poor arse, I really hoped to hear my sperm was amazingly fruity and zestful.

I blew several fat loads into her mouth, and here’s what I got back after a few very serious, scientific and straight faced, semen sommelier sessions.

Hmm… 50% more… not as sticky as usual… smaller lumps in it than usual, not those big cum lumps like before…. The texture is quite watery, more liquid… it doesn’t have such a strong taste, it actually seems rather, I don’t know, clearer?

I asked about if the taste is better or not and was told that as I am not a drinker or smoker it doesn’t taste much better or different. I was told that she still preferred the detox sperm as it was less sticky and that before my thick cum sticks in her throat and is hard to swallow. Also there was a lot more of it, a much bigger mouthful of cum for her gulp down. She took this greater volume as a big plus.

So there you have it! I guess there are some differences to the results that the superb sperm tasting girls of the BBC experiment as reported her on this blog. If you haven’t seen that already, click here to watch this genuine cum swallowing BBC documentary.

I couldn’t actually see my cum as it was always swallowed pretty quick so I can’t report on the whiteness of it. Personally like my cum to be more gooey and stringy, so it can hang and dangle more in bukkake facials. I didn’t do the facial test, but next time I detox I shall, and report back here to you all. I’ve been told by the semen scientist that she is very keen to conduct that experiment too.

Semen Simon

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