It’s the 14th of March, that’s Steak and BJ Day!
It’s by far the best day of the year for men and women the world over!
Now ladies, do you want to know the secret to ever lasting love? It’s pretty simple to become that ‘keeper’ a man is yearning for and capture his heart (and balls) forever!
First cook him a perfect juicy steak to his liking.
And then, the coup de grace! Treat yourself to a meal of your own, by giving him a stupendous, spine-tingling blow job!
If there’s any way to keep you both happy and in love, then this, the male Valentine’s Day (falling a month after the traditional one which focusses on females) is the true path.
I’m happy to say that I am getting mine today. 🙂
Have fun people! I can hear the sizzle of meat on frying pans and the slurping of slopy lips on stiffened sauasages as I speak!
Have a very happy Steak and BJ day!
Semen Simon