Sperm art,
and nice art I think. Its the sort of picture that your dentist might stick on his ceiling while he rummaged around in your mouth (or worse! Check out my earlier post last November on the semen squirting dentist in the ‘crazy shit’ category!) This is a nice artistic representation of what is happening in your testicles right now. Or if you are a lady, its what is happening in the trousers of the nearest non-ejaculating man near you right now.
The pic is actually part of an ad campaign by Olla, the Brazilian condom manufacturer. It’s advertising ‘Olla Prolong’, the condom which ‘delays climax’. So your poor old sperms don’t get a look in, and sit around all day waiting for Godot. Some pitch tent, mill around chatting, kip in a sleeping bag, play a musical instrument or have a game of chess. None of them get to splatter themselves over some starlet beautiful face, or heaven forbid, create an embyo which might one day turn into a Japanese porn star.
I’m feeling guilty about my idling sperm. I might just unload over some pretty face to relieve their boredom. That’s another kind of art.
Semen Simon
Source: http://www.ollavip.com.br/