Hello all,
it seems Rod Stewart is keen to get the word out that he really didn’t give the entire crew of a navy destroyer a tonne of blow jobs, leading to his rumoured stomach pump. As mentioned previously on this blog, after announcing on Katie Couric’s show that he did not have his stomach pumped to siphon out a gallon of sailor spunk, he reiterated his semen digesting denial on the Graham Norton Show.
No mention again of the anal cocaine infusion he allegedly confessed to in his book. But it seems the rocker is on a world tour of gokkun denial! Shakespeare has wise words for you Rod.
“Me thinks thou dost protest too much…”
Semen Simon