Christmas is cumming!
It’s getting very Christmassy now, the decorations and carols, the presents and the jingles. If you are wondering what to buy for someone this Christmas how about a membership with urabukkake.com!? I’m sure someone would appreciate that somewhere! Or maybe drop a few hints if you haven’t joined yet…
“You know baby, there’s this AMAZING website I really want to join… uncensored Japanese bukkake porno action… hot little cuties getting cum splattered… dozens of sticky loads all over their lovely faces… if only someone would get me a membership for Christmas.. if only…!”
Yes that was my shameless attempt to cash in on the Christmas retail boom! Somehow I can’t see that many people mentioning this to Santa in their letter to the North Pole but you never know! Maybe he’s into this kinky shit too!
But if anyone deserves a bit of action every now and then it’s Santa! Let’s hope he’s getting some.
Semen Simon
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