Well people,
It’s that romantic day of the year, the day that guys tend not to enjoy as we’re under huge pressure and it costs a fortune. Rip off prices for lukewarm set meals, horrendously expensive flowers and the prospect of a fuming female if you don’t deliver the fluffy rainbow puppy crap that retailers have convinced them they need if they are to be loved!
If there is one good thing about Valentine’s Day though, it’s the prospect of getting a shag or BJ if you’ve wined and dined with adequate panache or poetic bullshit. Of course there’s mass produced manufactured junk or there’s something you can make yourself, something highly personal, something from the heart. Ultimately, there’s only one gift uniquely from you, something you made just for her…
Yes, that will be sperm! A bouquet and a bukkake makes everyone happy! Wishing you all a happy Valentine’s Day with plenty of love and love juices. If you’re lonely tonight, nip into the members area where you’ll find plenty of company!
