There’s just a matter of hours before the World Cup kicks off and I’m getting excited. Not just because of the fantastic festival of football ahead of us but also because of all the saucy female fans that will keep us all entertained if at any time we start to doze off when the matches are a bit crap. Let’s hope the Brazilians do well. Their gorgeous girls are always happy to get their ample tits out in order to encourage their team! Or is it to distract the opposition? Me, I’m rooting for England whose topless fans are sadly often a bunch of fat bastards with bad sunburn. The team though have more than their fair share of groupies and tarts – ask John Terry or Ashley Cole who got into trouble after making a few stray passes here and there recently, or indeed Lampard, Ferdinand and Dyer who were caught in that home made orgy porn flick shortly after the last world cup. They seemed to perform OK in front of the camera, maybe we should invite them to our next shoot!
The country that gave the world bukkake of course deserves support from us all bukkake fans this summer. They’ll struggle to get out of their group but I really hope Japan does well. The Japanese team would most likely abduct and bukkake any pretty journalist who would dare interview them after winning their first overseas world cup match. This is the type of shooting that Japan has no problems with! A big bukkake session is probably what the Japanese team needs at the moment to raise spirits and bond a bit better after a disappointing run into the tournament. It might even cheer up their coach Takeshi Okada who always looks down in the dumps and miserable.
Other contenders? Well, the Americans have wholeheartedly embraced bukkake so also get my nod of approval, as have France, Spain, Holland and ultra perverts Germany.
It’s going to be one hell of a month! I’ll be down the bar for hours on end. I’m looking forward to a cracking tournament and hope your team does well.
Semen Simon