Author: Simon Semen
England crashed out of the world cup last night in the worst possible fashion. 4-1. Four bloody one. How the hell did we lose so badly? Apparently its our worst world cup defeat ever, and it felt like it. We were simply pissed on by the Germans who were bright, lively, dangerous, and who bypassed our midfield and defence with slick and incisive football. How much it hurts to write those words! Before the game it was all about not getting beaten on penalties (again) but we needn’t have worried. The German team tore us to shreds at the back,…
You won’t believe how hungry I am. I’m ravenous! I’m considering eating rubbish and dog food. Perching cats resemble roast chickens. Why? Well, I’ve not eaten in 5 days. I’m in Thailand, land of fantastic cuisine (and girls of course!) and I haven’t had even a peanut. Or even grain of salt stuck to a peanut. The reason dear bukkake lovers is that I am on detox. And at the health farm where I am staying that means no food for 7 days (following a week or ‘pre-cleansing’ i.e. salads and organic vegetarian dishes only), detox drinks, endless pills,…
Hello bukkake fans, as promised, here’s another teaser our our next bukkake babe. She’s a gorgeous little thing, and I think you’ll agree, well worth bukkakeing. ‘Bukkakeing’? Is there such a verb? Well I guess there must be. I’ve certainly heard it used in the past tense! I’ll consult my dictionary. Also apologies to all of you who could not get on for the update for a few hours on the 18th. We had enormous traffic and the site went down as the server was overloaded with eager bukkake fans, all keen to see the freebie movie. We worked it out…
Hi, we just added a new movie to the members area! Check it out! Yuka got splattered in tonnes of cum in this one. A very very nice facial indeed. Also keep an eye on the blog, there’s more sneak preview pics coming out in the next few days of next next gorgeous girl. Semen Simon
We’ve got a lovely little cutie coming up for you very soon… Here’s the next girl on urabukkake.com… Semen Simon
Well I didn’t think they would do it, but Japan got a win over Cameroon yesterday. Bukkake 1, Monster Cocks 0! I almost left the bar at half time, so awful and boring was the tepid first half, I would have preferred 45 minutes of pulling hairs out of my scrotum with a pair of tweezers. But the match got better and better and actually ended quite dramatically. The Japanese in the bar I was in were going ape shit towards the end. Two huge games beckon for them now, Holland on the 19th and Denmark on the 25th. That…
The urabukkake server is down. We have already contacted the hosting support and hopefully it will get fixed soon. Sorry about the trouble. Support ***UPDATE*** THE SERVER WAS FIXED WITHIN AN HOUR OR SO! Everything is back to normal and the problem resolved.
There’s just a matter of hours before the World Cup kicks off and I’m getting excited. Not just because of the fantastic festival of football ahead of us but also because of all the saucy female fans that will keep us all entertained if at any time we start to doze off when the matches are a bit crap. Let’s hope the Brazilians do well. Their gorgeous girls are always happy to get their ample tits out in order to encourage their team! Or is it to distract the opposition? Me, I’m rooting for England whose topless fans are sadly…
Hi urabukkake fans, I got a query about the name of our site yesterday – why ‘urabukkake’? Well ‘ura’ in Japanese means ‘uncensored’ which might as well mean ‘prohibited’ or ‘banned’ in Japanese and ‘bukkake’ means… well you know what that means or you wouldn’t be here right!? Look it up on Wikipedia if you don’t know – yes they actually have an entry! I realise that for non-members its not clear how often we upload pics or videos to the site. Well bukkake seekers, don’t worry, each month you get pic and vid updates. We don’t just sit on…
Hello and welcome to the URABUKKAKE BLOG. I’m going to kick off this blog with a general overview about what this blog will be about, at least for starters. It will be a place where we keep our fans up to date with what is going on with our 100% uncensored totally original bukkake website, urabukkake.com. I’ll outline any news on updates, what coming up, who’s getting covered in dozens of loads etc. I will give you news from the front line of our shoots and all the fun and games we had. If you haven’t already, check out Yuka’s…