Author: Simon Semen

Hi there, I got a recent request for a bukkake snap! Sure! Here it is jizz fans, Ai under a pincer movement bukkake attack! Lots more like this (and stickier) in the member’s area. Semen Simon

It’s Guy Fawkes night! I’m in England looking forward to the bonfires, fireworks and burning an effigy! For those of you who don’t know, which is probably the entire universe outside of England, Guy Fawkes night is kind of like a giant circle jerk minus the wanking. Communal fireworks, explosions, burning things and subversion – all good destructive fun. I could draw parallels with mass ejaculating but I won’t. I’ll try and keep this post smut free… Oh well, maybe just a little smutty. Semen Simon

Hi everyone, as from today we have introduced 60 days and 90 days passes to the joining package. That means you can now have the option to join and get: 60 days for 62.50 USD 90 days for 90.00 USD Or of course you may join just for an initial 30 days for 35 USD as before. After the new joining package expires the membership will continue at a recurring billing rate of 30 USD per 30 days as before. This does not affect our existing members in any way. So if you’d like to save a few dollars, you…

Its November already! Can you believe it? Where did the year go? Well, for some of it I was wanking like a madman, that I cannot deny. Time flies when you’re having fun! And Misaki was there within firing line of one of those groinal geysers! We added her yesterday to the site. Log in to the members area for the latest update snaps of our latest bukkake bullseye. Semen Simon

Spooky goings on tonight, ghost and vampires, witches, werewolves and zombies. Not usually a lot of cum, more like running around and screaming. But there are opportunities for being a bit of a pervert at Halloween. Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be very busy tonight. I’m sure she’ll have her hands full. And her mouth. And her other haunted caves. I wouldn’t mind shoving my stake through that! Have a fun and spooky evening… Semen Simon The superb artwork above is from cartoonreality.com, at the below link. http://www.cartoonreality.com/index.html?id=corey666&p=27&pp=/cartoonsex027_buffy/index.html

This story cracks me up, Just goes to show, don’t ever trust your mates with a tattoo needle after you’ve just had an argument! You have been warned. A 16 inch cock tattooed all over your back? That’s got to suck. Semen Simon (World News Australia) A Queensland man faces criminal charges after allegedly tattooing a 40cm-long penis onto his mate’s back, AAP reported. Police said the pair had a disagreement before the tattooing. “The victim … said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons,” Ipswich Detective Constable Paul Malcolm told the Queensland Times, AFP reported. “The bloke started…

Its a somber day. I am in mourning for the true star of the world cup – Paul the psychic octopus. The great cephalopod peacefully passed away in his tank last night in Oberhausen, Germany. He had correctly predicted the results of all six of Germany’s world cup matches plus the third place play off and the world cup final itself. Paul, an English octopus by birth, lived a fruitful life, for an octopus. Apparently octopuses only live for 2 years so his lifespan, 2 and a half years, is pretty respectable as far as squiggly unshapely things go. I…

Greetings ejaculators, You’ll be pleased to know that Saya’s frantic facefucking facial movie is now up in the members area! I can’t remember a girl willingly taking more punishment before getting such a cum blasting! Why on Earth didn’t she just get up and run for the door? I would not have been surprised, most actresses would surely at least have attempted to escape from such a terrible attack of the trouser truncheons! But sperm-stained Saya graduated from Hentai High School with top marks after this tough assignment! Tonnes of gagging, deepthroating and of course a massive bukkake facial -…

Hi again, here’s a sneak preview of what’s coming up very soon. What a tempting pair of tits she’s got! Don’t miss Misaki on urabukkake.com. Semen Simon

Here it is urabukkake fans, Saya’s final “facefuck facial from hell” photos have just been updated, with 45 hot pics of the masochistic maiden being cockslapped into oblivion after a horrendous and humungous facial. What’s coming up over the next few days? Well the movie release is imminent and then we’ve got Misaki up for you! I’ll put up a few more posts about our girls on the urabukkake.com blog too. I’ve noticed the little spikes in traffic when I do so! Remember, requests will all be seriously looked at and wherever possible, we’ll do our best to deliver! We…