Author: Simon Semen
Great big blue veiny cocks! When I was at school I used to draw penises everywhere, on my friends’ school bags, on their honework, school desks, you name it. It seems nob-loving artist Carolina Falkholt was the same, but kept on doing it with increasing artistic flair, and withincreasing size until they covered the entire side of a five storey building. The whopping blue stonker on a yellow background is meant to echo the colours of the Swedish flag and promote “debate.” The people who live in the area and confronted by this gargantuan blue shlong every time they look…
When she came to visit our bukkake dungeon, gentle Miku got splattered in gloopy semen! Happily that was exactly what she wanted, a thick and gooey face bath! Log on the the members area to catch our latest sweet little cum dumpster getting dumped on! Semen Simon
Yes, bukkake can definitely ruin your carpet! Here at Urabukkake.com we throw many bukkake parties, mostly for our members area, but also a few messy little private ones for ourselves. One thing we learned from day one is to have a floor that is easy to clean afterwards! Most of our floors for shooting are hard surfaces that are easily wiped clean. If you’ve had a bukkake party in the comfort of your own home and overlooked this detail you might well be needing this mug from jizz retailers Spermshopper. Some people might wonder what you’ve actually got sloshing…
It stands to reason. If your cum isn’t in good shape, the chances are that the rest of you might not be doing so well either. The article by the Beeb below discusses the link between sperm counts and overall health metrics. From my own observations in endless bukkake shoots I have to say a good cumshot is often produced by our healthier guys. Not necessarily fitter, stronger or even younger, just those in better health. Now I haven’t pulled my microscope out to count the swimmers in there but a bigger and more impressive load is bound to be…
Hello Urabukkake fans, we offer a tour of the site for those wishing to join but we do get some inquiries from fans wanting to know a bit more about what is inside the members area. Here’s what our members see inside. Below is the home page of the Urabukkake Plus members area where you can navigate to movies and picture galleries. Urabukkake Plus members can download movies. They also have access to the expired content vaults. This member has been with us for more than 90 days and gets unlimited downloads. You can also check our update schedule, and if we…
Jizz everywhere! Urabukkake fans we cater well for our Japanese speakers, with a Japanese language area too. The home page… Girl selection… HD picture galleries… In the movie section we have well over 100 movies and for Urabukkake Plus members! Plenty of cum in there! We have lwon awards for our bukkake! Sign up, don’t miss out! Semen Simon
Hello bukkake fans, Semen Simon is back! I had a mountain of crap to do, and the Urabukkake Blog ended up neglected and forlorn. I was swamped! Rather like these guys… Semen Simon
It’s the 14th of March, that’s Steak and BJ Day! It’s by far the best day of the year for men and women the world over! Now ladies, do you want to know the secret to ever lasting love? It’s pretty simple to become that ‘keeper’ a man is yearning for and capture his heart (and balls) forever! First cook him a perfect juicy steak to his liking. And then, the coup de grace! Treat yourself to a meal of your own, by giving him a stupendous, spine-tingling blow job! If there’s any way to keep you both happy and…
Breaking News! Veteren newscaster Tom Brokaw has discovered bukkake! And our heroic anchor can show us where it is on a map! [embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qydrdb1KdHQ[/embedyt] There it is, one hundred and ten miles south of the Russian capital. Thanks Tom. Semen Simon
It’s International Women’s Day guys and girls. But let none of us overlook the equally important fact that it is also National Cocksucking Month! Ladies and gentlemen, give both of these fine principles your full support! Semen Simon